Teaser Tuesdays

TEASER TUESDAYS asks you to:

- Grab your current read.
- Let the book fall open to a random page.
- Share with us two (2) “teaser” sentences from that page, somewhere between lines 7 and 12.
- You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from … that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!
- Please avoid spoilers!

I'm finishing up The Mystic Arts of Erasing All Signs of Death this week and it is not for the squeamish - but if you can cringe past the body fluids and spatter, it's been a great read so far. This should give you an idea what the book is like:

"My dad killed himself in one of the most deliberate and grotesque manners imaginable and I'm laughing with one of the guys I'm paying to scrape his brains off the wall. I'm doing great."